So... you failed.
You awakened the Uranus Queen instead of bringing her here.
I apologize.
What about scrapping Beta?
It's been several thousand years now and the Downers have yet to even find the Synapse.
I don't think there's any need for an Electronic Warfare Class!
W-Wait! I'll capture her next time!
What can you possibly do to take down the Uranus Queen now that she's awoken?
Wait a second.
Interesting.
What are you--?!
I'm so very bored up here.
Entertain me.
Yes... Master.
Back in the Age of Discovery, a setback occurred on the ship Columbus was sailing on.
The sailors were having doubts about their long journey and attempted to mutiny.
I see.
Then Columbus lied to them.
The distance he entered into the logs was much shorter than the actual one.
Having believed these figures,
the sailors continued on their journey and are said to have discovered the New World.
You could-
You could say it started with a lie...
New World
...the legendary discovery of the New World, that is.
New World
Mikako, what are you doing?
I'm your assistant.
You were looking for one, weren't you?
I figured you'd be lonely all by yourself, so I decided to help out.
Pretty #3! Glad to be of service!
The Story that Starts with a Lie
It's perfect weather for a barbecue.
Wow! There's a ton of people here!
Over here!
A couple of my men are holding a spot for us.
See? Over there.
Don't look at them.
Let's get out of here.
Hey, Tomo-chan. Nymph-san hasn't come back yet, has she?
No. She's probably visiting folks back home in the skies.
Christ, she just comes and goes as she wants...
We should get ready.
Huh, where's Icarus?
Excuse me, miss, but you can't do that!
Hey! Icarus, what are you doing?! You dummy!
I'm sorry. I'll pay for it.
This is...
This is huge!
This is that ridiculously perverted DVD that has achieved legendary status:
The Age of Warring Boobs, G-cup Rebellion!
It's nothing short of a miracle that I've found it here of all places!
I'll take this too...
I don't have any more money!
Um, Master...
I'm sorry.
I need to act more human. I need to act like a normal human.
Little Miss WMD!
But how should I act more human?
So, what did you say?
Lying is only human.
That's terrible. So you were lying to me, then?
Lying is human...
Oh, welcome back, Tomo-chan.
Icarus-san, the meat'll be done soon.
Lying is human...
Sohara-san.
What's up?
I hate you.
No one thinks you're cute.
You may appear kind, but in truth you're very violent.
Also, you're a bit thin and delicate I guess...
Is that a bad thing?
In any case, that's why I hate you.
There is no New World.
Prez, you're...
I'm what?
You're a very nice person.
Wow, you're making me blush.
What the heck?! That's the complete opposite of what you said about me!
I don't want to be with you, Master.
Don't want to be with you...
Is this the best booze you got?! Eh?!
You're pretty lucky to be able to get drunk off soda.
We're still not old enough to drink...
It's okay. Don't get so upset.
It's not you... I just... I just... Icarus is a stupidhead!
Keep drinking and forget everything.
Nymph is gone and Icarus doesn't want to be with me anymore.
God...
Everyone's just doing whatever the hell they want!
I'm gonna do whatever I need to take my mind off all this crap!
These dumplings look awful.
You've got some nice hair there.
Your baby is ugly.
I'm acting like a human!
You look like you're having fun, Alpha.
Nymph.
Why are you here?
Could you turn off your Artemis fire-control system first?
Otherwise, the lock-on alarms in my head will drive me nuts.
I'm not here to tell people who you really are,
and it's not like I could ever beat you in combat.
Don't worry.
I want to see where my soap opera goes,
so I'll just be hanging around a bit longer.
I see.
Hey Alpha, don't you think you're pretty subservient to your current master?
Downers are just trash for you to trample over,
but I don't really understand you.
If you don't want to destroy your relationship with him completely,
don't tell him unnecessary things.
I completely fooled her. I'm here to take her back.
P-Stealth System: Activate.
I will follow my master's orders.
I will take you back into the sky with me, even if I can't match your firepower.
To that end,
I will take your precious master hostage.
Sorry about this, Alpha.
You think that's enough to keep you hidden?
I can see everything.
What's going on?
Why?
You think that's enough to hide you?
I can see everything.
That's right. Do it already!
What are you doing?
Spying on people. What does it look like?
Sex is the best thing to keep your mind off your troubles.
It's not like I've got money anyway.
Huh, who's there?
Nymph!
What are they doing?
It looks like the woman is...
Don't look!
You disappeared into thin air! Where have you been all this time?!
Who cares?
I do!
If you're going to leave, then at least let me know first!
Do you have an idea how worried I was about you?
Worried?
Of course! You freeload at my house, yet you're so inconsiderate!
Don't disappear again without telling anyone!
Okay.
No, wait! I came here to take him hostage!
I can't just go along with what he's saying!
Okay, as punishment, you have to do everything I tell you to today!
Understand?
Let's go! Come with me!
W-Wait!
What are you doing?
What? Can't you tell by looking? I'm setting up a garage sale.
I want that DVD, but I don't have any money.
So, my plan is to set up a stall and start selling things!
I'm a genius!
Can you really sell this stuff?
That's why I need someone to help me out.
Perfect! Go attract some customers!
Huh?
What are you doing?
Guys!
Nymph-san!
Icarus-chan told us you'd come back. I'm glad.
Welcome back!
I'm back...
I see. You're running a stall.
But I don't think any of this stuff is going to sell.
We don't know that yet!
Looks fun.
I want to run a shop too.
Icarus-san, let's run a shop together.
Come one, come all! Get your fill of Icarus-san's delicious lunches!
Icarus-san, our shop's a huge success. We're a great combo.
Yes, Sohara-san.
So, what you were saying before... about hating me and stuff...
That's right. I hate you.
That's what I thought...
A Tommy Gun and a Colt 1911.
Of course, they're all toys!
Damn it. They've stolen all my customers.
Except for Senpai's shop.
Nymph, please help me out!
Huh?
I really want that DVD!
Sure. I'm not doing anything, anyway.
Really?!
When you get that DVD, can I watch it too?
U-Uh...
How about I get you whatever you want if we make money?
Whatever I want?
Fine.
I've just gotta help you out, right? That's pretty easy.
Thanks, Nymph!
I think what you're trying to sell is in a pretty bad state.
Why don't you start a food stall like Alpha's? Filled pancakes or something.
Filled pancakes, huh? Makes sense.
Great value, great quality! We're selling our special brand of pancakes here!
Tomo-chan started a pancake stall.
I'll take one.
Thanks. Coming up!
So, what would you like?
Boobs (large, small, E-cup, F-cup)
Here's our menu!
Wh-What the hell?
For those who like them just right, we have our standard boobs.
For those who like them more petite, we have our half-egg boobs!
And for those who are brimming with love for boobs, we have our E-cup and F-cup egg-boobs!
Hey Tomoki, it looks like all the female customers are leaving...
Curses!
Why don't you try selling idol products? Girls like that sort of thing.
That's it!
Gather 'round!
Our special today...
is a Tomoki photo, a Tomoki fan and, if you buy now, we'll throw in some Tomoki boxers! All for 200 yen!
Yeah, right!
I gotta think straight.
Time for my backup plan.
Hey, mister. Mister.
Hey, mister. I've got a pair of high school girl's panties here.
I'll give you a discount.
If you buy now, I'll even throw in a free picture of the girl who wears them.
What do you say, mister?
Tomo-chan...
Are you okay, Tomoki?
Die!
Damn it all! I'm having a crappy time, but all of you...
Just go away!
You stupid cool cats!
It's because all these cool cats are hanging around...
It's because those guys keep taking all the girls...
...that I'm even over here trying to buy this stupid DVD.
So basically, you just want to be popular with the ladies.
Yeah. But it's not like that's ever going to happen.
Poor guy.
There you go.
What did you just do?
I gave you the gift of "cool guy jamming."
What?
See? It's taking effect already.
What's going on?
Basically, I used my jamming system to make everyone see you as their ideal guy.
This is the moment I've been waiting for!
Now's my chance to show what I'm made of!
Sorry for the wait, everyone. Your number one is here.
Tomoki.
Welcome.
Tomoki!
Come on, girls.
Shall we have a drink first, ladies?
I'll have one!
Me too!
I'll have lots!
This is bad. I ended up helping him out.
I shouldn't be doing this. I'm supposed to be taking him hostage.
What am I doing?
Nymph, what are you doing?
Huh?
Bring us some drinks! Hurry up!
Okay!
Dom Pérignon!
Champagne tower!
Tomoki tower!
Huh, Tomoki tower?
I thank you all for waiting.
Gaze upon me!
This is the Tomoki tower!
Huh?
What's gotten into all of you?
What a jerk.
Ladies...
Wh-Why?
I switched off "cool guy jamming".
Hey!
I was busy helping out with the shop.
It was too much trouble to do both.
No way...
But you showed me what it was like to live the dream.
I've got enough money now too.
Thanks, Nymph.
Thanks?
Okay, I'm off to buy that DVD!
No, no!
Don't allow yourself to be led astray.
I'm an Angeloid.
As long as I have this chain on my choker, I'm destined to forever obey my master.
There are lots of people shopping here, huh?
Why are you forcing yourself to lie?
What are you?
I'm a human.
Why did Nymph return?
I know nothing.
It looks like you're saying the opposite of what you mean.
Is there a reason for that?
Humans lie. So I'm a normal human.
I see.
At this rate, Tomoki's going to end up sad.
Hey, Tomo-chan!
You came back in good time.
Huh? What happened?
We managed to figure out what Icarus-san was actually saying.
Huh?
You told Icarus to act more human today, right?
Now that you mention it...
Icarus took it to heart and tried her best to lie.
Lies?
That means everything was a lie?
So, that means when you said you hated me, you meant you actually love me?!
Yes.
Everyone would think you're cute, and even though you seem pretty violent, you're actually quite nice.
What else did you say? You like how I'm skinny...
Huh?
That's right. I like how you're a little chubby.
Then, that means there is a New World, right?
Yes.
The Prez is a nice person, right?
I'm nice, right?
Yes...
So, that's that.
It was a lie when she said she didn't want to be with you anymore,
because she just inverted her real feelings of "I want to be with you."
Is that true, Icarus?
Yes.
Jeez, don't scare me like that.
I thought you were going to disappear too.
So that's what you meant...
You've changed quite a bit.
Huh?
You didn't want to be with them at all in the beginning. Icarus and Nymph, I mean.
I still don't want the trouble. Peace and quiet is the best.
Just admit it already. If you really want something to change, then...
Master, I'm sorry about today.
I didn't mean to cause you any trouble.
It's okay. I'm used to it.
Then, can I ask you something?
When I tried to lie to you about my feelings today,
I ended up thinking about how I feel,
and it started bothering me.
What do you think of me, Master?
Ever since I was a little kid, I've never been considered normal.
I was full of curiosity and desired adventure... I guess you could say I used to be like Sugata-senpai.
I found something interesting in the mountains,
and took the rest of the class up there to see it.
But it was kinda dangerous and sometimes my friends got hurt.
After that one incident, none of my friends wanted to go to the mountains with me again.
I think their parents stopped them or something like that, but the next thing I knew, I was all alone.
So that's why, when I thought about you and Nymph disappearing all of a sudden,
it reminded me of what happened in the past-
I want to be with you, now and forever.
What the hell are you doing?!
I was trying to talk to you seriously and I have no clue what you're trying to do!
Hey, Icarus! You listening?! Hey!
Nothing's changed down here, has it?
samidare wa midori iro
五月雨は緑色
The rains of early spring are emerald green,
kanashikusaseta yo hitori no gogo wa
悲しくさせたよひとりの午後は
They make me so sorrowful, these afternoons alone.
koi o shite sabishikute
恋をして淋しくて
Falling in love, being lonely,
todokanu omoi o atatameteita
届かぬ想いを暖めていた
These feelings that didn't reach you burned inside.
suki da yo to iezu ni hatsukoi wa
好きだよと言えずに初恋は
The first loves where you cannot say "I like you",
furikosaiku no kokoro
ふりこ細工の心
Are a deeply troubled heart.
houkaga no koutai o hashiru kimi ga ita
放課後の校庭を走る君がいた
You were there, running in the schoolyard after school,
touku de boku wa itsudemo kimi osagashiteta
遠くで僕はいつでも君を探してた
I always looked for you there, from afar.
asai yume dakara
浅い夢だから
It's just a superficial dream,
mune o hanarenai
胸をはなれない
so it can never leave my heart.
The Age of Warring Boobs... They fight each other, breast to breast.
They're fighting with them!
What time do you think it is?
Don't watch it!
Next Time: Where the Words of Angels Go.